Pentagon Announces Closing of Camp Snoopy

Venerable magazine "The Onion" reports that Pentagon has announced closure of camp Snoopy.
"..Camp Snoopy is a relic of America's Cold War past. Everything in the facility—from the Petting Zoo to the Extreme Trampoline to the Pepsi Ripsaw Roller Coaster—was conceived at a time when America's primary military threat was the Soviet Union. After careful evaluation, we determined that the only thing Camp Snoopy was enabling our soldiers to fight was boredom."

Read more about the base closure here...

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